The Czarfucker

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:31:21 GMT

You're a cliché! I'm a cliché Everyone you know is a cliché! You're a fool if you think otherwise.

Dan Gaffron.

P.S. You're also a tool.

You're still a terrorist.

Thu, 03 May 2007 16:56:14 GMT

And State College still blows. (My shitty job at Wegmans too)
Life will be better by a thousand fold for Dan once I get back to Guffey and start taking EMT classes.

Danny ~~Boy~~ Gaffron

PS. Book of the Dan by GAFFRONOMICON is out now. $3. 21 tracks in 30 minutes. Check out the video for "Live and Die By MS Paint" here -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVFRsTJfelQ . Video for "Joint Cheifs of Shaft" to be started some time in June.

Cryogenic Husk

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:35:28 GMT

I might be going to Vegas in May. Which means I might have to skip MDF this year.
Tom comes up this weekend. With Davies, Dom, and Matt.Its going to be one piss of a shin-digger.
You're a terrorist.

Heart
Gaffron

Small Update

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 20:00:28 GMT

I cut my hair.
Short.
I came home for the weekend to see Mastodon with my brother.
You're not a Gaffron.
I fought a pig-dragon (or a dragon-pig, whatever).
GAFFRONOMICON album and shirts out soon.
I'm planning on taking classes in September to become an ambulance driver.

Dan

Ps. I hate State College

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 22:43:14 GMT

Hi, I haven't updated this in a while because my computer shit the bed and I lost intrest. Go to my Myspace (either myspace.com/gaffron or myspace.com/gaffronomicon) if you want to get a hold of me better. Don't expect to see me around here anytime soon.

Heart (is a good band)

Gaffron

An open letter

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 23:19:45 GMT

I'm too nice, not just to some people, to everyone. If I was actually fucked for all the times I've been metaphorically fucked over for being a nice guy, I'd be the be the biggest man whore on the east coast. So from now on I'm going some fucking backbone. You want me to do something nice for me, as long as I get something in return, fine. But I'm no longer scratching other people's backs while I sit here a lonely 21 year old man with an itchy back. You wanna leave all your shit in my appartment while you go home for the summer, from now on they'll be a fee. No longer you being friends with me will institute free favors. No longer will I sit back and watch you fuck some douchebag while I bottle my feelings for you and sit on my blue balls for relif, just cuz you wanna be friends. Fuck friendship, I wanna fool around. I know I'm funny and charming. I've got enough friends to realize that I must have those redeming qualites. I'm defenatly not amazingly attractive, have you seen this moustace? But if I'm funny and charming enough to be "friends" with, and not "hot" enough to let me stick my tounge in your mouth, then you can fuck off. If you're high on my ladder, and I'm low on yours, or most likely, on your friends ladder then you can take a hike and find a new intellectual whore. Cuz I'm done being one. Wanna be friends? Cool with me, but I have a back that needs a scratchin', so get to work.

With much bitterness,
Daniel R. Gaffron

Thu, 11 May 2006 07:10:35 GMT

OKGO and Eagles of Death Metal are the 2 best bands to get drunk to. Equal parts rockin adn ewqual parts crazyness.

Thu, 11 May 2006 06:12:27 GMT

I'm the coolest hermit on Earth.

you know it;s true.

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 09:21:25 GMT

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your livejournal along with your seven songs.Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

1. O.S.I - Sure You Will
2. Ulver - Lost in Moments
3. (Lone) Wolf & Cub - May You Only See Sky (full EP)
4. Between the Buried and Me - The Primer
5. The Advantage - Metal Gear (Live)
6. Meshuggha - In Death - Is Life
7. GAFFRONOMICON - Poop Schute Suprise
Bonus song..TMBG - What Are We Doin' to Pigs?

Do what you want. I'm sure you wouldn't take my advice anyways, I wouldn't.

Today was bitter sweet (I hate saying that phrase but it's very true today). I got to see Kevin and Shaun today for the frist time in what seems like a month. I actually saw them twice, once before I went to work since we met up at Taco Hell. We also hooked up at the Hooka lounge after work and smoked it up with two of Shaun's friends. That was cool cuz we just sat around and BS'ed till 1 and then went to jimmy johns and BS'ed till 2 thirty or so. Good times. The thing that made it bitter sweet was the fact that work was boring as hell. There were no customers so it was extreamly slow for a Saturday night. Also I keep having these extramly vivid dreams where I remember everything that happens, and while I'm dreaming I think that it's real life. The worst part is that it's either totally sweet (deserted Island all to my self) and get pissed that I wake up from it in my crappy apartment and have to go to work, or it involves people I know, and those people are either I haven't seen in ages (My Uncle Tony) and I wake up missing them, or people I don't want to remember (bitch ex-girlfriend from highschool). This has been throwing me off at work cuz I;m either day dreaming about people I miss like crazy or people I want to forget like crazy. I think if I don't some how get my mind off said things I'll easly end up in a shitty depression like I was in in 10th and 11th grade and about a year ago, as well. That's a me I don't want to see anytime soon.

Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:54:33 GMT

Step 1: Put your iTunes or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post your favorite line
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING! (NO CHEATING)

1.~~"So you were born in an electral storm."~~
2.."Progress becomes easy due to this social situation"
3."To find the cure for the man who is our lord I use the majic sword."
4."And the water takes hold, Fills his lungs and crushes his body
5. "Open up the fridge and have a Tall Boy, Yeah!"
6."Robots Crush, Death to human music."
7."Don't give a speech on your prolific ways of living"
8."Send the demons to their graves"
9."He stabbed me fifty-seven thousand times mommy!"
10.~~"Oh how I count the ways the answer lies within me"~~
11."Fist day of school and I;m already failin'"
12."Jackpot enemoba Landscape"
13.~~"they built this whole neighborhood out of wood, out of wood."~~
14"Suspended state of cryogenics"
15.~~"It was like a TV show the way she stole that car"~~
16."Damn you slow down, this can;'t be"
17."Hot and dizzy, you got me in a tizzy honey"
18."Riboneuclaic Acid freak out, the power of prayer!"
19."He'll set your soul on fire, hate makes the flames get higher"
20."We're not unreasonalbe, I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes"
21."Under educated, Extra caffeinated. I just masturbated, Now I'm motivated"
22."Got a date with your VCR, Watch another action movie and think of me."
23."How many megs of RAM do you have in you computer?"
24."We've built a culture where ignorance is bliss"
25."They were all in love with dyin' ther were doin' it in Texas"
26."To fly me over Yesterday"
27.~~"We kissed on the subway in the middle of the night, i held your hand, you held mine, it was the best night of my life."~~
28.~~"That compassion's just a nicer way of looking down your nose."~~
29."I may not have a dime, but I got street sidewalk fare."
30.~~"Your decission to rescue me was defenatly Poops McGee."~~

Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:28:16 GMT

Thank you Arlee, Paul, and Melissa who fell for my April Fools day prank, and those who thought my TV and "X-Men Collection" got stolen. The clues were that
A. I don't have an Uncle Randal
B. The numbers in the random jibberish at the end of my entry were 3-1-12-12-13-25-13-5-12-12 which spells out callmycell, or Call My cell, and Had you called my cell phone, it would have said "Hello, you have reached Dan Gaffron incorparated, I;m not here at the moment but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can......Also If you belived my Live Journal, you are a Fool." Meaning that it was all a prank.

Is it a little indepth...Yes. Is it a little sick...Yes. Was I excited when I found out someone actually fell for it. AS HELL!!!

Sun, 02 Apr 2006 10:30:18 GMT

Now that Daria is no longer being shown late on "The-N", only Attack of the Show and X-Play quell my hatred for everything. That and the knowledge that I'll be home in 2 weeks, but after that, just X-Play and Attack of the Show.

Ps. Damn you boredom.

Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:09:45 GMT

oh man, not only did Adult swim switch up their lineup tonight, all the sound FXs for full metal alchmest were fart sounds. when you've had a few beers this is funny as hell.

Sucky day...

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:41:32 GMT

Man, I was tired at work all day, I cut myself yesterday, I lost $10, and when I got home, my apartment looked like it was in a tornado. Apparently someone picked the lock and searched the apartment for valuables. Since I;m poor, they didn't find anything but my TV and my vintage X-men toy set that my uncle Randal gave me. No one else got hit as far as I know. Damnit this sucks. It;s been a shitty week and now i get my TV stolen. if you get a chance give me a call, i could use the cheering up, if you have my number.

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Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:44:07 GMT

You knoqw you're awesome when you can beat minesweeper on hard mode, win 1000 dollars in fake money ion online poker, and write sweet assed song lyrics all wihle intocxicated.
Yewah I rule.
feel free to bow donwn know.

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:03:38 GMT

oh this buring beard, I have come undone.
its just as I've feared.
I have
I have come undone.

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:40:32 GMT

as the physical pain becomes more bearable, the emotional pain become less bearable. Not the emotional pain towards everything. just towards loneliness.

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:23:54 GMT

We'll, today I went to the emergency room for the second time in the last 6-9 months courtesy of Kevin McGinnis. Yeah first it was thowing a pop bottle and cutting my lip open, now it's tackling me and twisting my ankle last nigt.

Here's to you Kevin, to your ability to never know when you;re having too much fun, and your uncanny ability to do shit that sends people to the hostpital.

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:57:49 GMT

go fig
i make fun of drunk fpeople and i get drunk muse;f at stevens party
trying to sober up before daria in an hour
good damend

This is for all the drunkies walking about Penn State Right now.

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:11:57 GMT

YOU'RE GAY!!!

Untitled Entry

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:20:35 GMT

I love the show Daria, but apparently not enough to waste 10 gigs to get the whole series.
damn

I'm also planning on doing a music video for Live and Die By MS Paint. Where I record the video and then animate the movie frame by frame in MS Paint. Yeah, its bomb.

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:06:44 GMT

also
Jessi, I;m currently obsessed with Daria, which is on super late at night on "the N"
I would guess you would be some what proud of be because of this, but it may be the jager talking.

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:05:24 GMT

Shit
I finally have a day off tomorow and i"m getting drunk
how lame am i
I should be sober so I can do shit tomorow
fuck
Anyway, Kevin was here all week and only annoyed me yesterday when he said he would use raw egg to masturbate with. Yeah, he got all pissed when I told him i wouldnt talk to him if he really did it.
I digress.
I'm going crazy
tomorow is my first day off since last monday. There's a girl I have a super crush on, and i've barely talked to her. everytime i see her i get crazier. cuz i want to get to know her so bad, but it's almost like i can't cuz she works in the same building, but a diffrent department (even though its right next to mine.). Anyone who reads this, espically the females, tell me to stop being a pussy, and mean it.
also i've decied on my 3rd tattoo, even though i havent gotten my second one, of my ladder, as in the ladder theory. if you dont know what i;m talking about, google ladder theory.
god, these next two days are either going to be pure bliss or complete hell.

"I'm talkin' about the other ride"

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:32:24 GMT

Ever just really want a cigarette really fucking bad. And I don't even smoke.

I've been talking to my friend Heather from back home (well she lives in Scottdale which is closer to Pittsburgh than to State College) that I haven't talked to in a while. I forgot how fucking halarious she is. (deja vu*)

My brother and some of my friends (possibley Davies, Allshouse, Dom or others) are comming to get me Easter weekend. Tom just kinda said "we're comming to get you" randomly online one day. I was immedeatly fucking thrilled. I don't so much miss home as I miss all the people back home. I might try to sneek in another day off back home so I can have 4 days rather than 3. I feel like I can get so little done and see so few people in three days.

I also found out that my mother, brother, and his grilfriend are all going to Key Largo, FL next week for spring break. As I am completly jelous, I am also planning a vacation, for I am going to a 2 day Death Metal fest in Maryland. I'll be the frist time I'll sleep in the state and my first 2 day concert.

Next two days off and I have to:
Do laundry
get a hair cut
listen to tom's radio show
call heather
call Nanny
Finish something I didn't start
clean up the apartment
Rent movies (Good, The Bad & The Ugly and Conan the Barbarian are defenatly on the list)
Watch said movies

The sad part is, in two days, I'll probably on complete half of those things.

get bent.

*don't ask, no one will get. I put it in to amuse myself.

Thu, 16 Feb 2006 22:15:28 GMT

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