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03:29am 12/08/2007
 
music: RX Bandits - ...And The Battle Begun
You're a cliché! I'm a cliché Everyone you know is a cliché! You're a fool if you think otherwise.

Dan Gaffron.


P.S. You're also a tool.
 
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You're still a terrorist.   
12:52pm 03/05/2007
  And State College still blows. (My shitty job at Wegmans too)
Life will be better by a thousand fold for Dan once I get back to Guffey and start taking EMT classes.

Danny Boy Gaffron

PS. Book of the Dan by GAFFRONOMICON is out now. $3. 21 tracks in 30 minutes. Check out the video for "Live and Die By MS Paint" here -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVFRsTJfelQ . Video for "Joint Cheifs of Shaft" to be started some time in June.
 
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Cryogenic Husk   
01:30pm 25/02/2007
  I might be going to Vegas in May. Which means I might have to skip MDF this year.
Tom comes up this weekend. With Davies, Dom, and Matt.Its going to be one piss of a shin-digger.
You're a terrorist.

Heart
Gaffron
 
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Small Update   
02:56pm 10/02/2007
  I cut my hair.
Short.
I came home for the weekend to see Mastodon with my brother.
You're not a Gaffron.
I fought a pig-dragon (or a dragon-pig, whatever).
GAFFRONOMICON album and shirts out soon.
I'm planning on taking classes in September to become an ambulance driver.

Dan

Ps. I hate State College
 
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05:43pm 15/11/2006
  Hi, I haven't updated this in a while because my computer shit the bed and I lost intrest. Go to my Myspace (either myspace.com/gaffron or myspace.com/gaffronomicon) if you want to get a hold of me better. Don't expect to see me around here anytime soon.

Heart (is a good band)

Gaffron
 
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An open letter   
06:54pm 09/06/2006
  I'm too nice, not just to some people, to everyone. If I was actually fucked for all the times I've been metaphorically fucked over for being a nice guy, I'd be the be the biggest man whore on the east coast. So from now on I'm going some fucking backbone. You want me to do something nice for me, as long as I get something in return, fine. But I'm no longer scratching other people's backs while I sit here a lonely 21 year old man with an itchy back. You wanna leave all your shit in my appartment while you go home for the summer, from now on they'll be a fee. No longer you being friends with me will institute free favors. No longer will I sit back and watch you fuck some douchebag while I bottle my feelings for you and sit on my blue balls for relif, just cuz you wanna be friends. Fuck friendship, I wanna fool around. I know I'm funny and charming. I've got enough friends to realize that I must have those redeming qualites. I'm defenatly not amazingly attractive, have you seen this moustace? But if I'm funny and charming enough to be "friends" with, and not "hot" enough to let me stick my tounge in your mouth, then you can fuck off. If you're high on my ladder, and I'm low on yours, or most likely, on your friends ladder then you can take a hike and find a new intellectual whore. Cuz I'm done being one. Wanna be friends? Cool with me, but I have a back that needs a scratchin', so get to work.

With much bitterness,
Daniel R. Gaffron
 
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03:10am 11/05/2006
  OKGO and Eagles of Death Metal are the 2 best bands to get drunk to. Equal parts rockin adn ewqual parts crazyness.  
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02:12am 11/05/2006
 
mood: being a drunken hermit
music: OkGo - What To Do
I'm the coolest hermit on Earth.

you know it;s true.
 
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04:58am 30/04/2006
 
music: As I Lay Dying - Confined
List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your livejournal along with your seven songs.Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

1. O.S.I - Sure You Will
2. Ulver - Lost in Moments
3. (Lone) Wolf & Cub - May You Only See Sky (full EP)
4. Between the Buried and Me - The Primer
5. The Advantage - Metal Gear (Live)
6. Meshuggha - In Death - Is Life
7. GAFFRONOMICON - Poop Schute Suprise
Bonus song..TMBG - What Are We Doin' to Pigs?


Do what you want. I'm sure you wouldn't take my advice anyways, I wouldn't.


Today was bitter sweet (I hate saying that phrase but it's very true today). I got to see Kevin and Shaun today for the frist time in what seems like a month. I actually saw them twice, once before I went to work since we met up at Taco Hell. We also hooked up at the Hooka lounge after work and smoked it up with two of Shaun's friends. That was cool cuz we just sat around and BS'ed till 1 and then went to jimmy johns and BS'ed till 2 thirty or so. Good times. The thing that made it bitter sweet was the fact that work was boring as hell. There were no customers so it was extreamly slow for a Saturday night. Also I keep having these extramly vivid dreams where I remember everything that happens, and while I'm dreaming I think that it's real life. The worst part is that it's either totally sweet (deserted Island all to my self) and get pissed that I wake up from it in my crappy apartment and have to go to work, or it involves people I know, and those people are either I haven't seen in ages (My Uncle Tony) and I wake up missing them, or people I don't want to remember (bitch ex-girlfriend from highschool). This has been throwing me off at work cuz I;m either day dreaming about people I miss like crazy or people I want to forget like crazy. I think if I don't some how get my mind off said things I'll easly end up in a shitty depression like I was in in 10th and 11th grade and about a year ago, as well. That's a me I don't want to see anytime soon.
 
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06:54am 06/04/2006
  Step 1: Put your iTunes or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post your favorite line
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING! (NO CHEATING)

hot shit right here¿ )
 
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04:28am 04/04/2006
 
music: God Speed You Black Emperor! - The Dead Flag Blues
Thank you Arlee, Paul, and Melissa who fell for my April Fools day prank, and those who thought my TV and "X-Men Collection" got stolen. The clues were that
A. I don't have an Uncle Randal
B. The numbers in the random jibberish at the end of my entry were 3-1-12-12-13-25-13-5-12-12 which spells out callmycell, or Call My cell, and Had you called my cell phone, it would have said "Hello, you have reached Dan Gaffron incorparated, I;m not here at the moment but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can......Also If you belived my Live Journal, you are a Fool." Meaning that it was all a prank.

Is it a little indepth...Yes. Is it a little sick...Yes. Was I excited when I found out someone actually fell for it. AS HELL!!!
 
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06:30am 02/04/2006
  Now that Daria is no longer being shown late on "The-N", only Attack of the Show and X-Play quell my hatred for everything. That and the knowledge that I'll be home in 2 weeks, but after that, just X-Play and Attack of the Show.

Ps. Damn you boredom.
 
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04:09am 02/04/2006
  oh man, not only did Adult swim switch up their lineup tonight, all the sound FXs for full metal alchmest were fart sounds. when you've had a few beers this is funny as hell.  
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Sucky day...   
06:41am 01/04/2006
  Man, I was tired at work all day, I cut myself yesterday, I lost $10, and when I got home, my apartment looked like it was in a tornado. Apparently someone picked the lock and searched the apartment for valuables. Since I;m poor, they didn't find anything but my TV and my vintage X-men toy set that my uncle Randal gave me. No one else got hit as far as I know. Damnit this sucks. It;s been a shitty week and now i get my TV stolen. if you get a chance give me a call, i could use the cheering up, if you have my number.

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04:42am 26/03/2006
 
music: Lewis Black live on broadway
You knoqw you're awesome when you can beat minesweeper on hard mode, win 1000 dollars in fake money ion online poker, and write sweet assed song lyrics all wihle intocxicated.
Yewah I rule.
feel free to bow donwn know.
 
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06:01am 24/03/2006
 
mood: drunk
music: Clutch - Burning Beard
oh this buring beard, I have come undone.
its just as I've feared.
I have
I have come undone.
 
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05:38am 24/03/2006
 
music: Between the Buried and Me - All Bodies
as the physical pain becomes more bearable, the emotional pain become less bearable. Not the emotional pain towards everything. just towards loneliness.
 
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06:23am 19/03/2006
 
mood: sore
We'll, today I went to the emergency room for the second time in the last 6-9 months courtesy of Kevin McGinnis. Yeah first it was thowing a pop bottle and cutting my lip open, now it's tackling me and twisting my ankle last nigt.

Here's to you Kevin, to your ability to never know when you;re having too much fun, and your uncanny ability to do shit that sends people to the hostpital.
 
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03:57am 18/03/2006
  go fig
i make fun of drunk fpeople and i get drunk muse;f at stevens party
trying to sober up before daria in an hour
good damend
 
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This is for all the drunkies walking about Penn State Right now.   
11:11pm 17/03/2006
 
music: In Peices - National Optimist
YOU'RE GAY!!!
 
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